In February a growing Facebook group called “Monat-My Modern Nightmare” started to receive some attention. The Facebook group was started as a support group for women, men, and children who had experienced negative effects from Monats hair care products. People have experienced hair loss, balding, permanent balding, flaky and itchy scalps, cystic acne, and hormonal issues.

Wait…hormonal issues from a shampoo? That doesn’t sound right.

Women have experienced minor problems such as a change in their period, ranging up to major problems such as birth control not working, pre-term pregnancy, and even infertility.

It’s just a shampoo though, how could it do all that?


What is this red clover?

I don’t know a whole lot about red clover but I’ve heard from various sources that it reacts a lot like estrogen.


During this time multiple admins/MOD’s of the Facebook group received Cease & Desist orders. They eventually were served with a lawsuit by Monat claiming libel and defamation.

I call bull fucking shit. But that’s just my opinion. 🙂

Over a month later Monat is still serving people with either Cease & Desist’s or a lawsuit. This is just a way for Monat to try and scare the “little guy” into submission.

Monat; I have news for you. We are NOT your wife, we are NOT your daughter, we are not the submissive women you are used to in your home.

These women are strong, fearless warriors.

So stop:

  • With the cease and desists
  • The bullshit lawsuits
  • The harassment
  • The Death threats

Control your MP’s (Market Partners) for Christ’s sake!

Oh, and there’s been a “black book” making its way around the internet. Written by some bitch named “Shea”. There is a list of “Monat haters”. Haters? Really? Are we back in middle school? I’m pretty sure people stopped saying haters in the year 2000. Whoever this Shea girl is, you are one annoying ass mother fucker.

These Market Partners are ruthless, and they will stop at nothing to protect their precious shampoo. I mean MLM, I mean CEO, I mean bald spots. 🤷🏻‍♀️

“You’re just jealous and bitter”.

“You can’t stand that I’m a successful boss babe business owner”.


In my opinion, the MP’s are being led to believe:

  • All these tens of thousands of people are lying about their hair falling out.

They will stop at NOTHING to try and get these poor victims to shut up, including sending death threats!

Oh, speaking of death threats…

A VERY talented, nice, beautiful hairstylist has been a victim of not one but TWO death threats.

Even though most people know her name, I’m going to leave it out. So, we will call her “Willie Pstof”.

According to Willie,

“I was told point blank to my face I need to watch my back, protect my family and home, check under my car before leaving work, watch my rearview mirror, watch my surroundings, make certain I’m not being followed, and make sure I know the Chicago Mafia is watching me”.


Is this the kind of behaviour that Monat Global condones?

This is typical MLM behavior.

Willie is also currently being sued by Monat Global. This girl gives zero fucks though, and will not back down!

Thank you for fighting the good fight Willie, we’re here for you cheering you on!

Disclaimer: everything mentioned is my opinion, and not facts, slander, defamation, or libel. 🙂


3 thoughts on “Monasty

  1. Rock the fuck on you brilliant soul. This situation is infuriating and has taken over my life. My hope is that Karma picks up that bullshit list and makes a visit for a conversation with the leader of Team Believe Shea Ross. Laughable that she is a national sponser for USA National Miss that has an anti-bullying platform called Crown Cares. For the life of me I do not understand how that entity can associate themselves with someone who has bullied 125 women by creating a list that has been shared with thousands! For someone who is supposed to be a role model for young ladies this behavior is despicable!!!!

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  2. As the “ring leader” “medical expert” “litigation hound” and author of Say No to Monat.

    Thank you! You made my whole night.

    And Shea Ross so proud to make your list, because it is filled with amazing people!!!

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