You Get a Lawsuit, You Get a Lawsuit, Everyone Gets a Lawsuit!

It seems as of recently that these MLM “companies” are getting hit with Class Action Lawsuits. This is what happens when you behave like a dirty, dirty boi. I mean, are these MLM companies even surprised? Let’s real talk for a moment: These MLM companies are nasty little skank snakes in the grass. They’re just… Read More


Trigger Post: Honesty Hour With Popo

As many of you know or have been able to piece together, I was sexually abused during my childhood. If you did not know this then,…SURPRISE! This is REAL TALK with MLM Police. Side note: **This could be a “Trigger” post for some, so I must warn you ahead of time.** I wanted to give… Read More


It’s a new month

Eakkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!! Huns! It’s the first of a new month, you know what that means. You beat yourself the fuck up if you didn’t reach your goal last month. You talk down to yourself. You feel like a total failure. Oh look at all those other huns who reached their goal. They get a special shoutout… Read More

Interview With A Younique Presenter

She’s a little bit famous in our world. She has been featured on the reddit sub r/youniqueamua and on the Instagram account youniquefail. Her name is, Melody. Not ringing a bell yet? Maybe this will help jog your memory… Remember the lady that was always painting her face around christmas time? Well children, meet Melody!… Read More

Happy Valentines Day

Younique is making sure no one forgets about Valentine’s Day this year. Valentine’s day is coming up so buy this months kudos. OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEE! This months kudos is like soooooooooooo AHHHHHHHMAZING!!!!!!! Eakkkkkkkkkkk! This months kudos include: Limited Edition Pressed shadow palette. $52 Blending brush $18 And your choice of any lipbonbons. (chapstick) $22 You… Read More